Tim's WORK Theory

WORK.  It is the only thing we all have in common besides breathing and shitting but ill leave them points to the certain men and women who breath and shit, oh and drink water and eat.    BUT work, we all must do it for it is a party of life that we all must do.  If you do not work you become a moulzie or a geek. You NEED to work, it makes the world go round like waste.  The oldest person in the world lived because he had a routine and he had to work every day. If you do not work, you better be loaded which I will become when I hit the lottery or own an oil company, this is the proper principles of life and if you break them you are fucking with some pretty important facilities that will probably have you killed if you break them.  The only reason these overpowering facilities have not terminated is because im fucking baler and I love to suck titties and because milk makes the body strong and titties contain milk so they cannot break me.   BOOM I should be a god damn mathematician.  Boobs= milk= stronger bones= live longer= all women gives boobs up to all men no matter how big= a longer life expectancy and my god I should be the leader of the world for this shit.  So yeah back to my working theory, if one is to not work, then one has no purpose then to spend money which is good for the government but bad for society.  Sorry to all senior citizens but if you have a job then you NEED to be there to produce something good.  If you don’t have a job then you are not needed.  NOW as to working, there can be no break.  As I told martaytay, it was Hitler and Rommel that took a break and Normandy was invaded.  If you want to check me go fuck yourself cause I saw it on the history channel.  Hitler was on vacation and Rommel had taken a sick day and did not want to be contacted which is why none of the fucking germens knew what to do cause they are all stupid shits.  Why do you think Russia came in and kicked the shit out of the Germans and pretty much every other country. Cause those communist bastards get no breaks, so they do not know the luxury, hense they do not need breaks so they can output more and therefore win any way that they are in.  Not to mention the face that they have millions of expendable people that they can throw at the enemy but that’s just it, they do not know how to take break from dieing and that’s why I love the Russians.  Enough about my philosophy, so last night I as just chillin with some evan willians and coke or E dubs and coke as I may call it from time to time and I was bored so after a few I went home.. After sitting at home a bit,   ohh man I just syped hoe instead of home and that would be AWESOME if I had a hoe sitting on my lap cause I could be bonenin her 25/7 and I would even care and neither would she cause id be payin her through PLEASURE and I said it as its pronounced, that’s how I roll.  Bout yeah instead of the hoe I was at home sitting down and I thought man this is boring so lets go have a few shots.  I ended up going over my bros where my E dubs is and having 14 shots in a half and hour and let me tell you I was feeling amazing.  I was listening to the slowest songs of all time and I was just chillin cause I like to listen to sow songs cause they slow down my heart beat which may not be good but I do it anyways.  Anyways that’s allz I got for today, if u got any questions don’t hesitate to ask cause will answer all, including what I ate for breakfast and how many times I whack it in a day.  Thanks, byeeeeeee.