I once saw ryan battle a ant eater with his bare hands. The battle was fierce and bloody but in the end the ant eater was eating to many ants so ryan whipped out his sword and stabbed the eater in the heart, underneath its brilliant shield of armor.... The next day when ryan awoke from his slumber he was asked what he was going to do now, and the legend responded, ill go eat some fuckin ants no that the fat ass ant eater is dead, and so ryan got himself some tasty ants and a brewski.
