I LOVE MEAT and a story

FUCK PETA. These people are all assholes and sorry to any viewers who eat only pussy food, you suck. To those who eat meat, I salute you. Boar, pig, cow, goose, deer, duck, ohh man sooooo good. So as I was saying, PETA people only know how to masturbate and eat their own shit cause they aint eating anything good. We are a hunter society. I just came from burger king with some tasty burgers and my god they were good. Yeah, my heart hurst and my artories are most likely clogged but I LOVE eating meat. WOW, ryan is so gay, he just asked me my favorite cereal and I said Honeycombs because they are mazing and this also goes along with my PETA argument because honey is like bees kids so im eating the little bee children before they are born. Hows that for bee abortion. And no im not trying to rhyme. Yup, ryan sucks cause he said corn pops and it just goes to show that he likes corn shuved up his butt which is why hes up the butt ryan. Ohh ,man, yeah I brought it back, thanks jared But yeah, I will go out every night and hunt me down something to eat. I saw a raccoon a little while ago, hes got meat, if I cook it with the right herbs and spices that shit will taste amazing and keep he nourished. TEEHEHEHEHE, herbs is a funny word. Its like my buddy Herb like that’s not even a name man you’re a god damn topping to food, go grow some balls. Off of the PETA issue, im just chillin here on another Friday night, usually Thursday nights are party time for me at my bros and last night it was. I had to carry the team in flip cup and while those pussies were going a droplet of beer in the cup, I was going full blown half cups and more. FUCK being a panzie, you only live once. Well that’s all u got from me but ill hit u up with one of my classic stories that I composed somewhere. Enjoy……. [ Baum Chicki Baum baum! The disco player started to lay the beat down at Shakers Crab shack which doubled as a disco parlor at night. The owner of the club, a one Martin “Hubert” Torcher, more commonly known as Marty Hubes, was a voluptuous man, pleasing many many women each night he was open for business. One fatefull evening, the joint was hoppin and local Disco legend Beaver “Lasso” Conco was layin the beat down on these fucking noob ass bitches who were from Chicago. Ohhhhhhhh how the Chicagoans were hated at this ragtime new Hampshirean disco bar. Well Well on this well on this stormy night when the moon was as bring as ryans face on a squirrel filled day, there was a throw downat the bar. Hubes was outraged but intrigued at the same time. He scratched his jet black, almost intoxicating har and pondered to himself, if this mother fucker wants to dance, then let em’ dance! The challenger was a one Ed “MOulzie” JuJu and he was a young and boistorious lad. He had made a living selling maps to high schools but lost it one day when an innocent child made fun of Moulzies baby blue disco pants. Moulzie calmly took the boy to the back field and broke his knees so that he could never learn the sacred art of disco dancing. From that point on, Moulzie hustled low level hookers on the street out break dancing them for spare change. He also had a girl dance for him and he spooged all over her but cause he never touched her, he demanded he was not to pay and he got away with it. DAMN DIRTY MOULZEEEE. This all changed at Shakers Crab shack/ disco bar where moulzie soon had a rebirth. Lasso, at the hometown disco DUKE, made the first move. He busted out with the most vicious Lawnmower ever, killing 5 old ladies in the stands. Moulzie countered with a beast sprinkler head. The 2 dancers moved to the center of the court where a little tiny man by the name of Danny was having a picnic with 5 women. All were killed by the onslaught of the 2 dancers. The 2 dancers began to battle on the dismond encrusted floor, not with fists, but with dance. Moulzie, being out of disco shape dropped dead after 45 minutes of disco batteling. He was buried that night by Hubes himself right under the disco floor, probably an illegal action now that hubes looks back on it. In less for his honor and more for the request of lasso, everyone in the bar was required to take 1 bourbon, 1 shot and 1 beer and so ends the story of one of the most epic battles at Shakers Crab Shack/ Disco Bar.!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayyyyyy bye. This is tim……. This is TIM.