I LOVE BEING NAKED

So I was legit lying on my front lawn naked in the shade cause it was so hot and I couldn’t help but wonder. If there are any doubts as to if I laid outside naked, just ask anyone I know about streaking once in the softball field at PC and once down Huxley with the beave man cause we honor our word. Why the fuck cant I be naked all the time, and it dawned on me, lets just have a naked society. With everyone being naked, it would solve sooo many problems that I will rant about in a few seconds cause it dosent take that long to read ahead but MY GOD it takes like minutes to type and I hate everyone that says im slow. Well actually I am pretty slow, I move like old people fuck so yeah go ahead and blame me for being slow I don’t give a shit. Being slow makes me sweat less and save more energy. BUT! You know what would make me sweat even less then not moving, BEING NAKED! That’s my first point. The obvious cooler way to go is no clothes in the shade. Fuck wearing white or wearing black to heat up, they are all false laws to TIM “COOL SHORTS” MCDANIEL, like I don’t give a shit what you wear, if its 90 out, its gonna be 90 out no matter what the FUCK you wear you asshole physicist trying to tell me what the fuck blocks the sun. Theres one god damn thing that blocks the sun, its god damn air conditioning, or more fondly known as AC. So nakedness and all its goodness. Fist of all let me tell you and Scottie will appreciate this, we should all be naked so that the guys can check out the ta ta’s on some fine woman and the ladies can check out the goods. This saves soo much time in mating because the ladies can see right away what they are gonna get “goods” wise and the guys can see the fun bags that they will be playing with that night or if married, the rest of their lives. PS this rules out any chance of any woman sleeping with me cause im just that big. And PPS Ryan goes for the flat bags ladies, FYI. Moulzie, that’s another story cause this guy goes for the BIGGEST fun bags ive even seen. The lady can be a DOG but if she has huge tits, they the moulzie is hooked like a god damn bass on a hook line and sinker. Now aside from looking at the goods and boobs, another reason why we should all be naked is the time we can save in our daily lives. What to wear in the morning, what the wear at brunch, what to wear during sex, what the wear at dinner, what to wear to bed, who the fuck cares. If we are naked all the time and everything is out there then we could save millions of hours per person on our lives. Hey, im going to a princess gallery, oh man im going naked, oh man, im going to the beach, what to wear, ohhhh nothing, yikes! What to wear out to eat at a nice restaurant or a crappy one, NOTHING!!! It makes soo much sense, wear nothing so that we do not have to waste time worrying. Along with the worrying is the money we wil all save if we do not have to buy clothes. Oh man sorry I just looked out the window and my bro is back whom I sent to get tonic water to mix with a certain cheap gin. Hey don’t get me wrong ill go gin straight but ive gots to play some basketball later, so I don’t want to get too wasted. Ok so as I was saying, yeah fucking everyone can save on their prom dresses and tuxes therefore leaving more money for the actual economy and therefore making us the best country on the planet behind France of course. Another reason we should all be naked is because it will all make us feel more free, even the blacks. Why do you think babies cry when they come out of the womb, its because we immediately wrap them up in swaddeling clothing and then immediately put them into cute little dresses that they can rawl around in. NO! Babies want to be free I tell you and so do adult human beings. So I pray that you all take up my cause of being naked for the rest of your lives and rock out with you cock out. Thank you.