THE BEGINNING

Hi.  Ok, not gonna lie to you guys, ive been boozing for about 3 hours now and I am feeling amazing.  As many would say, Ive been elected as mayor of Happy Town, population: ME.  Ok, so if you don’t know who I am, get the fuck out of my blog space asshole and if you know who I am, im doing this for you.  Im streaming to you some of the sweetest, yet most sensual anecdotes of our time.  If that’s spelt wrong fuck it.  But anyways, my name is Sweet Daddy T MC D, or to the lay man, Tim McDaniel, or to the ladies, MR. PLEASURE LANE.   Seriously.  Ok so I personally think im the most boring mother fucker of al ltime but you may think differently after reading this shit im shooting your way.  Well enough with the bullshit, Im 22 and I LOVE to booze it up.  Im currently a General in the Evan Williams Army but ive also served as a pirate under Captain Morgan, a horseman under Cossack, a number under 151, a baller under Goldschlager, a German under Yagermeister, and who could forget, a faggot under the Peach schnapps regime.  Well enough of that miss, lets move on. So as I was sayin, I currently work for my Town in what is one the easiest jobs in the world.  Ive broken more then $5,000 in equipment and crashed about every company truck we have but hey, im the man so im not fired.  Recently, ive just been boozing and hoping for the best. Shit, I was gonna say I was getting so pissed writing when im not in school but my bro just handed my a big ole piece of steak with some sauce that is AMAZING.  Well now that you’ve heard about him, hes my bro Justin and I pretty much live over his place, right next to mine and we booze it up there every night.  His friends arnt quite as beast as mine but I pick up the slack time and time again.  Oh man, about 3 nights ago, Thursday night is our usual booze and card night.  I get bombed every time and I love it.  Apparently I started too early and sat in a chair that was structurally unsure so it broke and I smashed my head on the concrete ground.  It hurt but I didn’t feel it at the time which kind of makes me invincible.  Ive had glass shuved in my back, ive crashed, been burnt alive, etc etc.  You will all have to chime in in the future to find out the life of T MCfuckinD.  I don’t kniow how long a blog is supposed to be but I REALLY need to make another drink so ive gots to get going.  If you don’t like this then go fuck yourself and I honestly don’t care.  I once told a guy on Halo to fuck his mother, he said his mother was dead so I said id dig her up, grind her bones and use it as pussy salt on her step mom.  That’s how crazy I am.  So tune in soon for the next installment.