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OHHH baby, this is awesome.. I just made a Taco bell run and it cost 50 BUCKS!  And it was awesome!  Ok I gone like 8 soft tacos with sour cream, so sweet, and like 2 good to gos, a famous bowl, cause its a KFC combined with TB and 2 cheesy fiesta potatoes.  AND SHIT, I just checked the basketball games and I am SUCKING in my bracket as of now.  FUCK PURDUE and its boilermakers, which I thoguth were beer makers, which would have been amazing.   But I am reminded by a good friend by THE SPEECH!!!!  The SPEECHE brings us all together like a conglomerate of pudding in a nice key lime pie which I love to eat but I wouldn’t eat this key lime pie cause of the key to our hearts in our hearts.  Now onto BREWS.   Casue I love beer which reminds me of a story.  There once was a man names Leroy.  Leroy was a god damn negro who loved to drink beers and rob people.  In no way is this a racist story but if it is, just ask for my address asshole and ill let you know and we can fight anytime.  So Leroy was walking one say on the harbor of a virgin town called Virginallia.  Leroy was very desperate to get onto a ship and climb aboard.   Leroy immediately once heard this tune and it sounded like it was like a white man calling his name onto a ship.  Leroy was memorized onto getting on the ship.  Dumb Fuck.  So Leroy lived happily forever, as the story goes but hahahahaha, this is times story.  Leroy, once on the ship, was made a cooks slave on the ship and had to make egg sandwiches every day which he couldn’t do cause this White Admiral TIM could make the best god damn egg sandwiches ever in the whole navy so Leroy sat down and peeled some potatoes.  While Leroy was peeling some potatoes one day, a genie appeared and he was ranted 69 wishes.  His first wish was that all people were created equal, then Jefferson, adams, JFK and MLK JR were assinated.  His second wish was that an alien life was found and then it was and Africa was demolished by its parking of its parking on the planet so Leroy thought about his third wish.   So Leroy thought, OH MAN!!!  OK! I know, I would like a KFC on every corner of every street!  Ok the genie said but that was already done by a one T MAC DADDY and Leroy put on a sad face then died.  T MAC DADDY seeing how dead Leroy was just asked the genie for one thing.  He wanted a sweet taco bell set up in every American capital that set up free tacos every Tuesday in memory of leroys death.  In actuality, tim didn’t give a shit about leroys death, he just wanted some free tacos and he wanted them every Tuesday so how could you blame him.  So yeah, that was my day pretty much instead of my story I was working for about 5 min and chilling the next 8 hours.  So in the meanwhile ive been chillin, walin around outside in the nude sometime saying fuck you guy cause im on my property and I can walk nude if I want too so I do.  Hey it may be raining but I don’t give a shit I love to booze. WOW!!!!  Ok I just looked at my bros roommates comp and theres a naked lady on it and she has the sweetest TITS EVER!!!!!!!!  Like they are so plump and scrumptiouls that I just want to chew on them before I take a bite of those sweet sweet peaches.  Shit ok im blabbing on right now so I don’t even know that the fuck is going on but im about to play some halo but I can hear some fucking NOOBS!!!! And they sound like 4 years olds but I will show no mercy to these assholes that are tinier then my gut and my dick.  SO fuck them and I will ROCK their world/.  Ok so im gonna peace out, PEACE!?.