the genie and the PUSSY

Ok, so this might be gross but quite frankly miss, I don’t give a shit.  Copyright Tim MCD.  Fuck any gay ass fag movie that ever used that line cause u heard it here first.  So I was telling my friend Chris that I had an interesting time at the movies last week.  I was with Texas and we were running late but I had to pee.  So I went to piss but I pushed to hard that I shat myself and I was like oh shit.  So I went to the stall and proceeded to remove my underwear and place it on the toilet paper roller thing and then I booked it.  Fuck washing your hands.  You think Aladdin washed his hands before he rubbed the genie on the dick, I think not.  Aladdin was fucking beast when he stole that lamp, he was like fuck you jaffar, im gonna eat your fag ass parrot then spit it out on your hand.  Take that home for your momma and tell her to use it on your tuna salad.  That’s just how I roll.  So yeah, went to taco bell again tonight but I got some KFC as well, not gonna lie it was scrumptious and I ate it all.  Im prob gonna go later and eat 10 more pounds of gold then be worth 1000000000 dollars.  Yeah you don’t even know much that is you geek.  Maybe ryan or moulzie.  But they are both dwebs and they love marshmellows.  So as I was sayin, I was fucking hung over all day and I felt like shit but I went to breakfast and I don’t know how many of you like hash, but I LOVE it and I got soooo much, I got it an poured syrup all over it, not the aunt Jemima shit, cause she aint my aunt and shes a fucking coon.  But actually shes pretty good and im actually gona use her on my DeACK after im done typing.   Lolol, ok ok, im not gonna im just gonna use her on some pancakes I make at midnight and I love to eat.  Ill prob put her on some bagels I make later on with some cream cheese and ohh baby, im gonna die of a heart attack in like 2 days.  Fuck it, im beast.  Ive been freaking out, eating a lot, bangin broads (NOT), eatin pizza, doin no work, partaking in illegal events, beatin the bishop, boozing, sayin hi to sally, movin the machismo, and etc but YIKES!  So I just got up to make a drink and I chugged a whole shit load of coffee syrup and it tasted ok but yikes in the same way but id do it again. Theres not many things I wont drink.  One new years eve, my bros tricked me into taking not 1 but 2 shots or olive oil and it went down so smooth but I would suggest not using it at any time.  Let me tell you though, and ryan is gonna get so pissed but beave will love it, doing shots of olive oil makes your shit come out so smooth and creamy that its amazing and I remember, it was a time of good fortune.  Oh man, I wan tto bang a chick in the ass so bad that I just typed it but im boozed so I don’t care and I love female asses so MUCH!!!!!  If you don’t you suck…… MENS BALLZ!!!!   Sorry dave, I love you but I love womens twats more and ryan will hate that cause I yelled TWAT!!!!!!  TWATTTTT!!!! Fuck you ryan and a shout out to marty who puts up with me every day and helps me post this shit coming out of my head….. LOVE YOU BUDDIE!!!!  HEY!!!  AN HOUR OF POWER, IS BUT A LIFETIME OF GLORY!!!!!          COPYRIFGHT A ONE Marty KD.  Love you.