So I Says to the Guy, I says 'Ey

Another day, another dollar, as I always says.  Ok that was pretty gay but theres a perfectly good explanation, Im sober as a rat and I feel like shit.  Didn’t go to work today, I called in at 4:30 AM and I forgot what I said but it wasn’t good but im fuckin Tim McDaniel so people don’t fuck around.  BUT! Whilst at home, I discovered a hidden lost gem that I had written at work some months ago.  It goes a little something like this:  [[[There once was a man named Bob, who made a shish ka bob.  It was a fantastic meal to have considering it was a hot summer night.  There was a girl with bob as well and she was lookin mighty fine.  So bob finished his delicious ka bob and proceeded to serenade her under the soft moonlight.  It was so beautiful, like a one moulzie baking pasta and meatballs, belting out it’s amore to some sweet sensual Italian chick.  Rather that going with a traditional smooth rock son, bobs choice was “you shook me all night long.”  And believe me, there was some shakin and a bakin in the hood that night and when the BOB O SPREAD is a rockin, get the fuck away.  After that tasty ka bob, bob needed some shakin.  Through the midnight air bob sang and sang until she couldn’t take it anymore.  She had an explosion of forestry right there in her pants.  Like the time when Fern Gully was on the brink of demolition but was brought back by a sexy little Fern angel. At that time, bob proceeded to slip her some roofies so that they may get down to business.  Bob didn’t even need the roofies but he likes his women like he likes his industrial sized fan, best to do when unplugged and out of commission.  Oh my, it was awesome business that was being done after the roofies.  The next morning, bob was cracking his eyes open when a one Dan the ka bob killer was sitting by his bed.  Dan slowly took bob outside where he proceeded to beat bob to the point of death.  He actually killed him so don’t get all hopeful cause I don’t give a shit.  Ill kill the woman bob pleased too!  DO NOT TEMPT ME.  And so ends the story of bob and his wonderous night of making shish ka bob and the events that followed.  May his memory live on every time u strike up that grill.]]]  Yeah so that’s just a little something I cooked up while on break.  I also just got back from the greatest place known to man besides a liquor store, strip club or asian massage parlor, it was the scrumptious KFC/Taco Bell combo dining facility.  OHHH man, I feel like im gone die every time I go but the sweet sweet taste of sour cream makes it al better.  OH MAN!  Shit I forgot, so I was wasted last night and I went with my bro to play basketball.  Let me tell you right away, that I royally suck at basketball.  I had a few shots and I remember NONE of them even hitting the rim or back board.  On top of that I couldn’t remember my team so assholes were yelling to me when I got the ball and I passed it to the wrong team like 30 times. FUCK basketball but at the time is was an awesome idea.  That’s pretty much it, im gonna go so bye.