Food, women, and food

So im boozin yet again and ive lost my phone so dont call me. If you were gonna call me you can write me a letter or still send me some morse code shit cause i know we all know morse code. Fuck you guys, you dont know morse code. But yeah i lost my god damn phone so im pretty pissed but i get pretty happy wqhen i open the ole e dubbs and pour myself a strong one. Ok so i got nothing to talk about tonight but hey im just typin what comes to the fingers cause apparently people like what i type. Oh man once i get maddied im immediatly getting a blumpkin and demanding sex every night from my wife other wise i will not go hunting and bring home the daily catch of the day which could be a cougar, or a god damn seal. Who knows what fucking people eat these kinds of days, i eat what ever the fuck i can find. My house has gone green so ive had to salvage around. Theres fucking egg whites in the fridge. What the FUCK happened to a regular god damn egg. I love eggs and the yolk is perhaps but not probably the best part of an egg. It gives it the flavor and i get a power rush out of it, cause im like yeah, your not being born you little chicken shit, im eating you in a delicious sandwich, probably in a bagle topped with some salk n peppa and perhaps some brown sugar if im feeling ambitions but sometimes i dont give a shit and im lazy so ill leave out the brown sugar. But hey, we all like a little brown sugar, in our lives, ohh man ryan knows what im talkin about. Hes banged his share of black women in his days, id say the count is up to like 45 women, and this is the total 190% truth cause ryan is a god damn hound dog. Not as much as marty though. This guy lives in the fuckin jungle. if there aint no black chicks around he'll fuck a god damn gorilla. And that is never a good time unless your into that which hey, why not, gorillas groom each other so its a clean fuck. ok so back to the egg whites. So i had to make these egge shit whites and man they looked disgusting. However i decided to mix things up. As i was cooking i added some bacon to it, a lot of cheese i found in the cubbord and man did i douse this baby with so much salt and pepper. If you went swimming in this shit you would float there was that much salt but hey, fuck it, i like salt so im gonna put it on thjere. so yeah i added some peppers too to be healthy so i did my shit for the day then a took a nap for a few hours. Ok im gonna go do some more boozin and try to sleep with some cougars. until we meet again fare thee well kind sir, or miss but i doubt any babes read this shit.