The Boston Story. Part: Dos. Senior Citizen Discount.

Ok ok, im back. To you all, I would like to apologize for the ramblings last night cause i was pretty wasted but then again when am i not. Well right now im just feelin good but not totally trashed. So lets recap. Im in Boston with Jared and were just chillaxin in this club when i see this hottie 55 year old large Texan woman. Man was she wasted in this bar. So i make my move, or series of moves to get this hottie. She kept moving away from me but i was persistant and in the end we end up taking a cab ride home as i described earlier. Ok were back and in the room, and it was a sweet room in the center of Boston so this bitch was loaded and i was happy. So ive got a full tent erected and as i said her fucking shoes were made in china so they took 10 years toi get off. So once off we proceed to bone. And it was some sweet boneing. Ok so maybe I couldnt remember her name all night cause she kept asking me. She was like whats my name and im like i dont fucking know and she goes get the fuck out of my room. My response was simply im not getting the fuck out, im gonna fuck this shit out of you and there was no more discussion. She also said that she was old enough to be my grandma and i replied, "Well miss, i find that very sexy so lets do it." So we going at it in every position that i know which is like 4 or 5 maybe. Ok let me tell you that this chick gave the worst blow job ever. My weiner was sore cause she kept using her teeth but i wasnt gonna say anything, its not every day im mackin with the ladies and it actually works. So around like 4 am i gots tto take a shit. Now i thought we were at that stage in the relationship where i could take a shit with the door open so i do. Man did it smell and im pretty sure she could hear me throughout the entire dropping of the deuce. But hey, i finished up, came out pround and nothing was said so we just did it again and man was it sweet. Oh shit i also farted alot during the night which was awkward so i tried to caugh as much as i could or talk loud to cover it up but hey who cares. So we finally go to sleep at like 6 am and i sleep like a baby. My snoreing did keep her up all night but i didnt give a shit cause my work was done, or so i thought. So at 9:30 AM she gets a phone call from her son whom she is moving into Harvard University. I can hear him saying hey mom im at church where are you? Im like oh shit ok i dont want to wait for this conversation so i just start finger banging the shit out of her and shes moaning so much on the phone that she has to hang up and we proceeded to do it again. Oh man she was pretty ugly and im no prize so i kept the lights off and the blinds closed so it was pitch black in there but i found my target many a times in those fateful hours. I finally end up leaving around 10 am and i have just enough money to take the T train back to meet up with Jared and the whole day my dick was sore and i had the worst headache ever but it was worth it. Now i know im supposed to take her panties but i one uped her, in the room, i left a single pair of socks and a single large pair of Underware which she now hangs on her wall as a reminder of the most incrredible ride of her life. Ohhh yeah, i did it.